Sung by Andy Stewart

Wull you stop yer tickling, Jock!
Wull ye stop yer tickling, Jock!
Dinna mak' me laugh so herty,
Or you'll mak me choke.
Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense,
Wull ye look at aa the folk.
Wull yer stop yer tic-kle-ing,
Tic-kle-ic-kle-ing.
Stop yer tickling Jock!

Ah'm in love wi a fairmer's dochter.
She's yin o the nicest Ah've ever seen.
Her cheeks they are a rosy red,
And her age is sixteen-seventeen.
When I take her out at night
And ask her for a kiss,
Oh, she'll wriggle and giggle
And twist and twiggle,
And you'll always hear her saying this - -

Wull you stop yer tickling, Jock!
Wull ye stop yer tickling, Jock!
Och! Dinna mak' me laugh so herty,
Or you'll mak me choke.
Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense,
Wull ye look at aa the folk.
Wull yer stop yer tic-kle-ing,
Tic-kle-ic-kle-ing.
Stop yer tickling Jock!