Grown-ups should be allowed to go to hell with their own vices – cigarettes, cholesterol, chocolate or chips – intact. (Joan Burnie)

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough (Jef Mallett)

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath – and every other doggone thing he can lay his hands on! (American Folk Saying)