It’s hauf like a bird and hauf
like a bogle
And juist stands in the sun
there and bouks.
It’s a wunder its heid disna
burst
The way it’s aye raxin its
chouks.
Syne it twists its neck like a
serpent
But canna get oot a richt note
For the bubblyjock swallowed the
bagpipes
And the blether stuck in its
throat.
