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The Minister only discovered when in the pulpit that he had mislaid his morning sermon.  As there were some visitors in church he thought it best to explain his predicament.

'My friends' he announced.  'I may as well tell you that I've mislaid the notes for my sermon today, so I must ask you to bear with me as I can only pass whatever words the Lord puts into my mouth.  But if you can manage to come to the Evening Service I can assure you you'll hear something worth listening to.'

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