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Backhanded Compliment

Old John had been confined to bed for many weary weeks. One fine Spring morning his pretty auburn-haired nurse arrived with his morning tea. As she pulled up the blind, the sunshine lit up her hair and she was indeed "a sicht fir sair een."

   "Eh nurse" John was moved to say "but ye're luikin rale bonnie this morn - unless it's me no seein richt!"

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