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A Business Call

Andrew was a great hand at odd jobs about the house. One day he found it necessary to call at the house of his friend and neighbour on a small matter of business. His knock was answered by his friend's wife.

"Is Wullie in ?" asked Andrew

"Ay he's in " was the reply

"Weill can I see him " continued the caller

"No ye canna see him " returned the wife

"But I want to see him on a bit of business " persisted Andrew

" Weill ye canna see him. He's deid ! " came the announcement at the door

" Wis it sudden ?" asked Andrew

"Ay vera sudden " he was informed

"Weill ", continued Andrew, "did he say oniething about a pat o green pent afore he slippit awa ?"

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