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The scene is a tramway stop in Aberdeen's famous Union Street and Mrs Gordon, firmly holding her grandchild by the hand, is in conversation with the tram conductor.

 " Foo much is't to Mannofield ? " she asked
 " Tuppence to Mannofield " she was informed
 " An foo much for him ? " she asked again, with a nod towards the child
 " O, it's naethin for the likes o him " explained the condutor
 " Aweill, in that case " came the reply, " jist pit the loun aff at Mannofield. I'm walkin ! "

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