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Last Request

Maggie was on her death-bed and she had a last request for John. She wanted him to go to the graveyard in the same car as her mother. She knew that John had never got on with his mother-in-law but it was, she reminded him, the last thing she would ever be able to ask him to do for her.

    "Aw richt, Maggie" John said eventually and unwillingly. "A'll dae it fir yir sake, Maggie, bit it'll spyle ma day."

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