Maggie was on her death-bed and she had a last
request for John. She wanted him to go to the graveyard in the same car as her
mother. She knew that John had never got on with his mother-in-law but it was,
she reminded him, the last thing she would ever be able to ask him to do for
"Aw richt, Maggie" John said eventually and
unwillingly. "A'll dae it fir yir sake, Maggie, bit it'll spyle ma day."
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