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Fair Warning

An old worthy on the Leuchars side of St Andrews was having trouble with his hens. They would persist in wandering on the nearby railway branch line and his losses had been very heavy.

At last, in desperation, he obtained a Railway poster giving a full list of the local trains. This he carefully nailed to the hen-house door, muttering to himself as he left -
    "Weill, gin ye get rin owre nou, it's yir ain damned faut."

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