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Per Ardua

An Aberdonian fisherman was working on a trawler in the North Sea, quietly smoking his pipe, when in a sudden squall, he was thrown overboard. It was only with the greatest difficulty and after a long struggle that he was finally rescued, more dead than alive.

As his drenched body lay on deck, it was noticed that his pipe was still clenched between his teeth. Reviving slightly, he put his hand to his mouth, removed and examined his pipe and calmly announced, without sign of emotion :
        "It's oot!"

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