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A Question of Damages

After much persuasion Donald had been induced to make his first railway journey to Edinburgh. As the train neared its destination a serious collision occurred and ultimately poor Donald found himself lying among a mass of wreckage.

With great difficulty he was finally rescued by a brother Scot, who, in an attempt to reassure the victim, reminded him that there would, of course, be the question of damages.
    "Damages !" returned the aggrieved Donald. "Damages ? It wisna me that cowpit yir train !"

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