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The County Schoolmaster had made it a practise to encourage parents to consult him, at the close of each year, before deciding on the careers of the children then leaving school.

Mrs MacFarlane duly presented herself with her young Willie, but made it clear at once that she had her own decided views on the subject.
    "A hae juist come ti tell ye" she announced " that Willie's ti be a butcher."
    "A butcher!" exclaimed the disappointed master. "A butcher! Why on earth do you want him to be a butcher?"
    "Weill" she replied "his herts fair set on't. He's that fond o animals!"

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