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Parental Alarm

Old Donald, who had seldom been able to leave his farm, had at last accepted an invitation to spend a few days holiday in Edinburgh.

The special event of his stay was a visit to the Zoo where he displayed intense interest in all the exhibits. "This" he was told "was a native of Africa; that, again was a native of India."
In due course it was the turn of the kangaroo to come under review. "And now" his guide informed Donald " here is a native of Australia."
    "Guid fegs!" exclaimed Donald, with dismay, "ma dochter's mairriet ti ane o thae."

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