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It was Burns' Nicht. John had celebrated not too wisely and got home in the wee sma oors. At all costs his wife must not know.

Steadying himself, he got safely upstairs to find that his wife was apparently fast asleep. He undressed - very quietly as he thought - and at last found himself happily in bed. But his smile of satisfaction vanished when his better half suddenly turned to make the severely practical remark :
    "Man John, when ye hae dune sae weill, it's a peetie ye didna tak aff yir bunnet!"

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