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Think of the Neighbours!

It was Sunday morning, and Sandy - considering the operation to be of necessity and mercy - was hammering away at his upturned barrow. Time had passed more quickly than he realised and to his dismay he was suddenly confronted by the Minister on his return from the morning service.

Before Sandy could explain himself the Minister opened the attack :
    "Man, Sandy" he said severely " that's a terrible clatter to be making. Dae ye no ken by this time it's wrang fir ti carry on like that on the Sabbath Day. Ye suid yaise screws!"

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