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Remember Your Change

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman stood by the grave of a common friend. The Irishman, in a gesture of impractical generosity, dropped a pound coin into the grave; the Englishman, not to be outdone, dropped in a two pound coin and retrieved the pound coin; the Scotsman in turn wrote a cheque for three pounds and pocketed the two pound coin.

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