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Tea Break

There used to be a longish stop at our local station when the guard took the opportunity to have his tea on the platform. On one occasion an impatient passenger, knowing that the time for departure had come and gone, finally asked the guard why the train had not departed.

    "She canna stert till A blaw ma whussle" came the official explanation.
    "Then blow your whistle" protested the exasperated passenger.
    "An hou kin A blaw ma whussle" replied the aggrieved guard "whan ma mou's fu o biscuits?"

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