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Settling Down

    "An hou is yir noo Minister gettin on?" the villager was asked.

    "Och fine, A think" was the reply "bit he's haurdlie settled doun yit."
    "Bit they tell me he is ane o the kind that disnae believe in Hell."
    "Aweill" came the grim rejoinder. "He'll no be here lang afore he chynges his mind!"

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