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Sharp Practice

An English visitor to our local grouse moor had been assuring the company that he had a very high reputation as a crack shot. So confident was he in his shooting powers that he promised for every bird he missed he would give a pound to Donald, his ghillie.

Telling the story to his billies at night, Donald added "Ay, it wis a graun day's sport! Anither blank cairtridge an A wad hae haed twintie pun!"

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