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A noted Minister invited to preach at a country kirk was asked by the beadle "Hae ye skrievit yir sermon?" When the reverend gentleman replied that he had, the beadle exclaimed -

    "A'm fell gled, because whan you fowk cum wi a paper, we ken ye'll stap whan it staps, bit whan ye hae nae paper, the Guid Lord hislane disnae ken whan ye're likelie fir ti feenish."                     

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