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The Nervous Speaker

At the local Burns' Club supper Donald was called upon unexpectedly to propose a vote of thanks to the Chairman, a well-known farmer in the district.

After much stammering and chin-rubbing, Donald was at last able to propose his vote of thanks to the Chairman, adding that they must all be very pleased to see him "lookin sae muckle better efter being kicked i the face wi a horse!"      

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