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During the heavy and terrible Clydeside Blitz, poor old Mrs Blair was sitting alone in her kitchen when suddenly the house crashed about her ears. Several hours elapsed before the rescue squad found her lying covered by the debris and more dead than alive.

When at last she was dragged from the ruins, she was asked if she had any spirits in the house.
    "There's whisky" she managed to gasp "its - its in the press!"
Miraculously, the bottle was finally discovered in what remained of the kitchen press.
    "It's a mercy we found this, Mrs Blair" said the returning Warden. " Nou here we are! Ye can dae wi't!"
Mrs Blair looked at the bottle but turned away her head.
    "Na, na!" she whispered at last "that's for an emergency!"

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