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Dinner Date

The story is told of an eminent professor who had been endeavouring for some months to arrange for the visit of one of his colleagues to dinner until his patience was about exhausted. Finally a definite date was arranged but the gentleman informed him that he would come "gin he wis spared."

    "Weill, weill" was the rejoinder "gin ye're deid we'll no expeck ye!"

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