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Logic From The Dock

A small town worthy, on his appearance in court, was asked whether he pleaded guilty or not guilty to a charge of being 'drunk and disorderly.'

    "Hou am A fir ti ken, yir Warship?" he complained "till A hear the evidence? A wis blinn fou at the time!"

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