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Light Diet

It is a well-known fact that Scots are very fond of 'Tatties an herrin', and some are fonder of the herring than the tatties.

Murdo was doing nobly at the tea-table when he called to his wife for more.

     "Nou, Murdo" she replied "ca cannie, ye hae haed twal awreadies."

    "Weill, weill, aiblins sae" said Murdo " bit ane o them wis awfie sma!"

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