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No Half-Measures

Donald, the gamekeeper, had been far from well and the Doctor had prescribed the application of leeches and gave his wife the necessary instructions. On his next visit he found Donald looking the waur o the wear.

"I see you have been applying the leeches to some purpose" remarked the Doctor.

"Leeches" snorted the practical wife "Leeches did ye say? Whit wad leeches dae tae a big man like that? A pit the ferret at him!

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