|A friend of mine
here in B.C. plays the Bag Pipes. When he practices, he goes down into the
basement, and his pet Dog sits at the top of the stairs and sings along
with him. One day after an hour of practising his neighbour came over and
called down the stairs,
" Can you play
something the Dog doesn't know ?"
Thanks to Doug
MacLennan for sending this one in.