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A wee bit of Scottish humour

Jamie Forsyth called his son, Billy, in London and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about," Billy screamed.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," Jamie said. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister, Sue, in Paris and tell her." Then he hung up.

Frantic, Billy called Sue, who exploded on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouted. "I'll take care of this." Sue called Jamie immediately, and screamed at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling Billy back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hung up.

Jamie replaced the receiver and turned to his wife. "Okay, honey" he says, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way!"

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