Three men were sitting together bragging
about how they had
given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from
America and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he
had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. He told them that
the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it
was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that
he told her that her duties
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
most of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call
God bless Scottish women!!!