Lyrics composed by John Henderson on the 13th of August, 2010,
to Whiting and Harling's music for the 1930s' song, 'Beyond The Blue Horizon'.

The het, the noo, in Paph-os, is, gey blobbielike tee,
Whilk maks fowks mang fur mer-cy thit lane cweelwins gie;
The sin abeen is hod-den, in harr thit's sappy wi stame,
Fit maks a bir-sin ceuker oot o' il-ka hame.

E'en nicht, in bed in Paph-os, is, gey sair oan oor geets,
Fur sleep is ull tae come-by, fan swate sypes thur sheets;
Tho' fans abeen are bir-lin, an air-condeeshuners blaa,
Sich maks life e'en mair oorlich fae thur noise an aa !

Glossary:
blobbielike = humid
mang = yearn
harr = mist
sappy = moist
stame = steam
birsin ceuker = pressure cooker
geets = kids
swate = sweat
sypes = soaks
oorlich = miserable