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Battle of the Sexes

This letter is addressed to the Male type population of WebBoard.

It has been brought to my attention that the ladies on here are being overrun by these people and I am writing to remedy this by stating a few well known facts:

1) We are more intelligent. This is a documented fact. We do however, choose to allow males to believe this in order to protect their ego. Fragile as it is....

2) We allow them to be Mr. Fixit around the home and car. Why should we get our hands dirty??

3) We allow you to have your sport etc. Then we don't have to have a headache on a Friday or Saturday (unless they win). This saves money on aspirin.

4) We pretend we don't know where we are going when we are driving. Mainly due to the fact that they think we are lying anyway.

5) We are told we are not strong enough to lift heavy things. Why should we wreck our backs?

6) Males think they are stronger physically. Do you see any males rushing to be the first one to give birth??

7) Dogs, cats and stuffed parrots are better company than most males. At least they are intelligent enough to still adore us when there are other women around without having to check the various bodily assets.

8) Women rarely show off the size of their abdomens and various body parts. Males seem to be extremely proud of their beer bellies and body parts. They show them at any and every opportunity.

9) When sunbathing or swimming, why do the males with the largest bellies and saggiest butts, wear the tightest or tiniest bathers possible. While the the the smaller cuter men with the tightest butts, wear the baggiest shorts and largest bathers they can find,

10) Males constantly complain about their Mothers-In-Law. Perhaps because he knows she is right when she says he is not good enough for her daughter..

My 7 year old daughter Lisa added this one too...

men are useless when women are around..

Live a little, laugh a lot..
Connie Quinn

Poor Connie, you need help. Who taught you all these horrible lies?. I do so hope you get well soon, it is a terrible tragedy.

Here's tae us whau's like us.


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