| Day 1.
Today’s Pun by R. Lampman: (Some of
these I suspect Ron GOT from old Mo Hawg columns…but they are good (or
bad) enough to revisit!)
Finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes
by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
Mr. Rogers said about getting older, “One must wait for the evening to
see how splendid the day has been.”
Day 2.
Mr. Lampman sent in some riddles too. They are fun…but they will make
you feel…well, er…dumb.
Ron’s first riddle: You are participating in a race. You overtake the
second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, you are wrong. If you
overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes
by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
Mr. Rogers said about getting older, “Being young is beautiful, but
being old is comfortable.”
Day 3.
Mr. Lampman sent in some riddles too. They are fun…but they will make
you feel…well, er…dumb.
Ron’s second riddle: If you overtake the last person in a race, then
you are?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. How can you overtake the LAST person?
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
blown apart.
Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes
by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
Mr. Rogers said about getting older, “Long ago when men cursed and beat
the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today, it is called
golf.”
Day 4.
Mr. Lampman sent in some riddles too. They are fun…but they will make
you feel…well, er…dumb.
Another one: You must do this in your head. No calculator or pencil
allowed. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is
the total?
Ron says the correct answer is NOT 5000. He says it is 4100.
Mo is not doing well with Ron’s riddles. How about you?
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes
by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
Mr. Rogers said about getting older, “If you don’t learn to laugh at
trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.”
Day 5.
Mr. Lampman sent in some riddles too. They are fun…but they will make
you feel…well, er…dumb.
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Nunu? No! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Mo got that one!
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under!
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.” |
