| Day 1.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful
“one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national Prayer & Fasting
Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference
includes meals.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds!”
Day 2.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your
husbands.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.”
Day 3.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to
a conflict.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “Look on the back of a $5 bill. You will see all 50 states
listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial!”
Day 4.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful
“one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “Butterflies taste with their feet.”
Day 5.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Miss Charlene Mason sang I Will Not Pass This Way Again, giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.” |
