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Mo Hawg - Week 13


Day 1.

Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
  Thanks, Steve!
   A plateau is a high form of flattery.

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “For all of those  who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “Cats have a vocabulary of over 100 sounds.  Dogs only have about ten.”

Day 2.

   Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
  Thanks, Steve!
   The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.  They need all the help they can get.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “The word ‘dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt.”

Day 3.

   Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
  Thanks, Steve!
   Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “Susan remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.  She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.”

Day 4.

   Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
  Thanks, Steve!
   Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, Break Forth Into Joy.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.”

Day 5.

   Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
  Thanks, Steve!
   Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.”


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