| Day 1.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful
“one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d
dye.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is
Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.”
Day 2.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.”
Day 3.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.”
Day 4.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “No word in the English language rhymes with ‘month,’
‘orange,’ ‘silver’ or ‘purple.’”
Day 5.
Steve Kelley sent some wonderful “one-line” puns!
Thanks, Steve!
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of de feet.
Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred)
are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s! Marge and Jim sent along some
wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church
services. Honest.
“Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.”
Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.
She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting
if you DO know them!
Susan sent, “On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the
Parliament building is an American flag!” |
