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Mo Hawg - Week 16


Day 1.

   Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
   Mr. Rogers said, “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.”

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “The eight-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “If you wish for your rubber bands to last a long time, put them in the refrigerator!”

Day 2.

   Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
   Mr. Rogers said, “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgment.”

   Marge and Jim Ellison from Arizona (where all of these things occurred) are big fans and friends of Mo Hawg’s!  Marge and Jim sent along some wonderful church bulletin “bloopers” to share with our Moultrie readers.
   These actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.  Honest.
   “Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First _____ Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “Can you think of three words in English that are the same whether they are read right to left or left to right?  These are called ‘palindromes’ and there ARE three words that fit the description.  What are they?  Try ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level.’”

Day 3.

   Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
   Mr. Rogers said, “If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “A snail can sleep for three years.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order in their spelling.  They are ‘abstemious’ and ‘facetious.’”

Day 4.

   Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
   Mr. Rogers said, “Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.”

   Mo’s Wisdom: You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture.  Just get people to stop reading them.
   More Mo’s Wisdom: All cooking done with care is an act of love.
  Mo’s Bonus Wisdom: Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there.

Day 5.

   Mo’s friend, Jim Walters from Texas, sent along some wonderful quotes by the late Will Rogers for us to enjoy again.
   Mr. Rogers said, “After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. 
   The moral of the story: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”

   Susan Partyka from Lebanon, Tennessee enjoys Mo Hawg on The Internet.  She sent along some things that you don’t need to know…but are interesting if you DO know them!
   Susan sent, “A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.”

   Mo’s Wisdom: Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools.
   More Mo’s Wisdom: Swift gratitude is the sweetest.


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