| Day 1.
According to today’s
regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids (or piglets) in the
1930s, 1940s, 1950s and even 1960s, 1970s and the early 1980s should not
have survived! For those who have come along since then, Mo presents: “I
Can’t Believe We Made It” for Today: Our baby cribs were covered with
bright colored lead-base paint! We survived!
Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: When your Dad is mad and asks you,
“Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer.
Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to
enjoy. We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for
Today: When asked “Why did God make mothers?” answers received from the
Sunday School Kindergarten class included: “She’s the only one who knows
where the scotch tape is.” “Mostly to clean the house.”
Day 2.
Mo’s good friend, Buck Buchanan from Vacaville, California – a
decorated World War II Flying Ace and hero – sent along his personal
rules and truths about healthy eating. Mo is glad to share Buck’s insight
and knowledge with you! Finally, a diet and lifestyle Mo can do!
Buck’s Healthy Eating Truths: (Mo knows that these are for fun! Please
do not take these to your doctor and ask him if you can adopt this way of
life and eating!) Cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Your
heart is only good for so many bests, and that’s it…don’t waste those
beats on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your
heart will not make you live longer, that’s like saying you can extend the
life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: Never tell your Mom that her
diet is not working.
Day 3.
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids (or piglets) in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s and even 1960s, 1970s and the
early 1980s should not have survived! For those who have come along since
then, Mo presents: “I Can’t Believe We Made It” for Today: We would leave
home in the morning and play all day. So long as we were home when the
street lights came on it was OK. No one was able to reach us all day. No
cell phones. No pagers. Unthinkable! We survived.
Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: Stay away from prunes.
Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to
enjoy. We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for
Today: To the question, “How did God make mothers?” the youngsters in the
Sunday School kindergarten class replied: “He used dirt, just like for the
rest of us.” “Magic, plus super powers and a lot of stirring.” (Mo’s
favorite…) “God made my mom just the same like he made me, he just used
bigger parts!”
Day 4.
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful computer
error message with Haiku poetry message. Mo knows about Haiku. (It has
strict construction rules with only 17 syllables allowed in each poem; 5
syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line and 5 in the
third line.)
Mo presents actual error messages from Japan: “The Web site you seek,
Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.”
Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: When your Mom is mad at your Dad,
don’t let her brush your hair.
Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all
to enjoy. We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for
Today: In reply to the question, “Why did God give you your mother and
not some other mom?” answers from the little ones in the Sunday School
Kindergarten class included: “We’re related.” “He knew she likes me a lot
more than other people’s moms like me.”
Day 5.
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids (or piglets) in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s and even 1960s, 1970s and the
early 1980s should not have survived! For those who have come along since
then, Mo presents: “I Can’t Believe We Made It” for Today: Our actions
were our own. Consequences were expected. We survived.
Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: Never let your three-year-old
brother in the same room as your already-done school homework.
Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to
enjoy. We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for
Today: In reply to the question, “What ingredients are mothers made of?”
answers from the little ones in the Sunday School Kindergarten class
included: “God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
nice in the world and one little bitty dab of mean.” “They had to get
their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly used string, I think.” |
