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Mo Hawg - Week 19


Day 1.

   According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids (or piglets) in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s and even 1960s, 1970s and the early 1980s should not have survived! For those who have come along since then, Mo presents: “I Can’t Believe We Made It” for Today: We hitchhiked.  We survived.

   Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.

   Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to enjoy.  We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for Today:  In reply to the question, “What’s the difference between moms and dads?” answers from the little ones in the Sunday School Kindergarten class included: “Moms work at work and work at home.  Dads just got to work at work.  “Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.”

Day 2.

      In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful computer error message with Haiku poetry message.  Mo knows about Haiku.  (It has strict construction rules with only 17 syllables allowed in each poem; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line and 5 in the third line.) 
   Mo presents actual error messages from Japan: “Program aborting.  Clowe all that you have worked on.  You ask far too much.”

   Mo’s Good Advice From Kids for Today: When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom while she’s on the phone.

   Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to enjoy.  We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for Today:  In reply to the question, “What’s the difference between moms and grandmas?” answers from the little ones in the Sunday School Kindergarten class included: “About 30 years.”  “You can always count on grandmothers for candy.  Sometimes moms don’t even have bread with them.”

Day 3.

   According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids (or piglets) in the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s and even 1960s, 1970s and the early 1980s should not have survived! For those who have come along since then, Mo presents: “I Can’t Believe We Made It” for Today: We had friends!  We went outside and found them.  We had fun and we survived.

   Bubba sent this one: Two ministers were standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground that reads: “The End is near!  Turn yourself around now and be saved before it is too late!”
   “Leave us alone!” yelled a driver as he sped by.  From around the curve the ministers heard the sound of screeching tire and a big splash.
   One of the ministers turns to the other and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say ‘Bridge Out?’”
   Bubba!
 
Day 4. 

      Mo’s good friend, Buck Buchanan from Vacaville, California – a decorated World War II  Flying Ace and hero – sent along his personal rules and truths about healthy eating.  Mo is glad to share Buck’s insight and knowledge with you!  Finally, a diet and lifestyle Mo can do!
   Buck’s Healthy Eating Truths: (Mo knows that these are for fun! Please do not take these to your doctor and ask him if you can adopt this way of life and eating!) 
   Buck tells us how to calculate body/fat ratios: If you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one.  If you have two bodies, your ration is two to one, etc.
   Oink?   

   While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Bubba and Mrs. Bubba listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
   The instructor asked Bubba, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
   Our Bubba leaned over, touched Mrs. Bubba’s arm gently and whispered, “Marthy White Self-Risin’, ain’t it?”

Day 5.

      In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful computer error message with Haiku poetry message.  Mo knows about Haiku.  (It has strict construction rules with only 17 syllables allowed in each poem; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line and 5 in the third line.) 
   Mo presents actual error messages from Japan: “Windows NT crashed.  I am the Blue Screen of Death.  No one hears your screams.”

   Things Mo Has Learned As He Has Matured: I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

   Mo’s good friend, Steve Kelly, from Tennessee sent these for us all to enjoy.  We’ll call them our “Out of the Mouths of Babes” Answers for Today:  In reply to the assignment, “Describe the world’s greatest mom,” answers from the little ones in the Sunday School Kindergarten class included: “She would make broccoli taste like ice cream.”  She would always smile and keep her opinions to herself.”


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