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Mo Hawg - Week 25


Day 1.

   Mo gets to travel quite a bit in his work.  We’ll share some of Mo’s favorite signs seen here and there across our country.  Puns are alive and well!

   At a tire shop in Washington, DC: “Invite us to your next blowout!”

      Mo’s been lurking (Mo loves to lurk!) at the courtroom in Colquitt County!  Here are things actually overheard:

   Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

   Answer: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.

   Question: And Mr. _____was dead at the time?

   Answer: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

   Mo’s Wisdom: When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping.”  Now, I just “chunky dunk.”

Day 2.

   Mo gets to travel quite a bit in his work.  We’ll share some of Mo’s favorite signs seen here and there across our country.  Puns are alive and well!

   Mo’s favorite!  Seen at a auto towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows.”

      Mo’s been lurking (Mo loves to lurk!) at the courtroom in Colquitt County!  Here are things actually overheard:

   Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?  Did you check for blood pressure or breathing?

   Answer: No.

   Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

   Answer: No.

   Question: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

   Answer: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

   Question: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

   Answer: (With apologies to our legal profession…) Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Day 3.

   Mo gets to travel quite a bit in his work.  We’ll share some of Mo’s favorite signs seen here and there across our country.  Puns are alive and well!

   On an electrician’s truck: “We remove your shorts!”

      Mo’s been lurking (Mo loves to lurk!) at the courtroom in Colquitt County!  Here are things actually overheard:

   Question: Where was the location of the accident?

   Answer: Approximately milepost 499.

   Question: Where is milepost 499?

   Answer: Between milepost 498 and 500.

   Mo’s Wisdom: Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press “Ctrl Alt Delete” and start all over?

Day 4.

   Mo gets to travel quite a bit in his work.  We’ll share some of Mo’s favorite signs seen here and there across our country. 

   In the non-smoking area of a Chicago restaurant: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

      Mo’s been lurking (Mo loves to lurk!) at the courtroom in Colquitt County!  Here are things actually overheard:

   Question: Sir, what is your IQ?

   Answer: I can see pretty well, I think.

   Mo’s Wisdom: Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet!

   Overheard at Mo’s Last Doctor’s Appointment: “Well, Doctor, Inside me there’s a think person struggling to get out.  I can usually sedate him with four or five doughnuts!”

Day 5.

   Mo gets to travel quite a bit in his work.  We’ll share some of Mo’s favorite signs seen here and there across our country.  Puns are alive and well!

   On the door to an optometrist’s office in Kissimmee, Florida: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place!”

      Mo’s been lurking (Mo loves to lurk!) at the courtroom in Colquitt County!  Here are things actually overheard:

   Question: Did you blow your horn or anything?

   Answer: After the accident?

   Question: Before the accident.

   Answer: Sure, I played for 10 years.  I even went to school for it!

   Mrs. Bubba says, “My husband says I never listen to him.  At least I think that’s what he said.”


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