Payne Odom Genealogy Library Family Tree
Mo Hawg - Week 35
Mos Wonderful Thing About Getting Older
for Today: Your arthritis makes you less likely to lose your wedding ring!
Anonymous Saying for Today: If everything seems to be going well, youve
obviously overlooked something.
Favorite Anonymous Saying for Today: OK, so whats the speed of dark?
Mos English is
Amazing Paragraph for Today: Qucksand works slowly and boxing rings are
square. A guinea pit is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. Why is it
that writers write, but fingers dont fing? Grocers dont groce and
hammers dont ham!
Mos English Question
for Today: If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isnt the plural of booth
Thing About Getting Older for Today: Social Security operates on a
first-come, first-served basis!
Anonymous Saying for Today: Depression is simply anger without
Little Bubba sent us
some riddles. See if you can figure them out
What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did Mississip?
Thanks, Little Bubba.
Have you ever thought
that Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravity when an apple fell on his
head? Mmmm. Mo wonders if it was a laptop or a desktop model?
Thing About Getting Older for Today: Efferdent is good for cleaning
Anonymous Saying for Today: When everything is coming your way, youre in
the wrong lane.
Mos Household Hint
for Today: Is your umbrella leaking? Fix it by spraying the fabric on
the umbrella with Scotchgard so water runs off with a quick shake!
Mos Wisdom: Maybe
when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look
so long at the closed door that we dont see the one which has been opened
More Mos Wisdom: The
happiest of people dont necessary have the best of everything; they just
make the most of everything that comes their way.
Thing About Getting Older for Today: Nowadays, most everything comes with
a remote control.
Anonymous Saying for Today: Hard work pays off in the future, laziness
pays off now.
ten-year-old granddaughter had no money, so on his birthday Bubba was
surprised when he opened his present from her and found a gorgeous glossy
coffee-table book about Italy. The mystery was solved when Bubba found
the card inside the cover.
The card said, Happy
birthday Grandpa the book is due back at the library in two weeks!
Mos Wisdom: If youre
treading water, youre losing ground!
Thing About Getting Older for Today: No more sleeping in tents.
Anonymous Saying for Today: A conclusion is the place where you got tired
Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success!
Mos Fishing Tip for
Today: This is really true. To lure crabs, chew a piece of Wrigleys
Spearmint Gum briefly and use it as bait on a fishing line! Its true.
Last Easter Mos
sister was getting ready to host her family for the annual Easter Egg
Hunt. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter.
So, Piglet, said the
stylist as the little girl got up into the chair, whos coming to your
house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?
Piglet thought for a
moment and then replied, I think its my uncle Freddie.
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