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Mo Hawg - Week 42


Day 1.

   Mo’s Eating Tips for any Special Gathering: If something comes with gravy, use it.  That’s the whole point of gravy.  Gravy does not stand alone.  Pour it on.  Make a volcano out of  your mashed potatoes.  Fill it with gravy.  Eat the volcano.  Repeat.  (Remember, these tips are for fun – although gravy IS good!)

     Mo’s Favorite News Story from 2003:  Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricatred himself inside his home.  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up.”

   Oink. 

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s  amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   Don’t bite the hand that….looks dirty.

Day 2.

   Mo’s Eating Tips for any Special Gathering: Mashed potatoes.  Always ask if they are made with skim milk or whole milk.  If it’s skim, pass.  Why bother?  It’s like buying a sports car with automatic transmission.  (Remember, these tips are fun – although mashed potatoes with real milk and real butter are yummy!)

      Mo’s Favorite News Story from 2003: An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s  amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   No news is….impossible.

Day 3.

   Mo’s Eating Tips for any Special Gathering: Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating.  The whole point of a party is to eat yummy food….for free!  (Remember, these trips are for fun…)

      Mo’s Favorite News Story from 2003: A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.  Apparently, the take was too small, so the would-be thief tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s  amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   A miss is as good as a …Mr.

Day 4.

   Mo’s Eating Tips for any Special Gathering: Under no circumstances should you exercise between Christmas and New Year’s.  You can do that in January when there’s nothing else to do.  This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table carrying a huge plate of food and a vat of eggnog.  (Remember, folks, these tips are fun…although some of them make good sense to Mo!)

      Mo’s Favorite News Story from 2003: Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control  himself during a lineup.  When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: “Give me all  your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said.”

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

    You can’t teach an old dog new….math.

Day 5.

   Mo’s Eating Tips for any Special Gathering: If there are lots of pies at the buffet table, have a slice of each.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: One who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine. 

   Mo’s Favorite News Story from 2003:  A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is expecting and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

   “Is this her first child?” the 911 operator asked.

   “No!” the man shouted.  “This is her husband.”

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   Love all, trust…me.


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