| Day 1.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: What’s the
definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth…think of Algebra.
Mo’s Computer Virus
Warning for Today: The symptoms of this virus – and it seems to affect
those who were born before 1950 – include: It causes you to send the same
e-mail twice or to send a blank email; It causes you to send e-mail to the
wrong person and then send it back to the person who sent it to you. This
virus causes you to forget to attach the attachment or to hit “SEND”
before you’ve finished. It causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND.”
It causes you to hit “SEND” when you should “Delete.”
It’s caused the
“C-NILE VIRUS!”
Mo’s Wisdom: Small
opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Day 2.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: In democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your count votes.
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks.
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
Two’s company,
three’s…the Musketeers.
Mo’S Wisdom: He who
reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more
than a king.
Day 3.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top!
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
Don’t put off til
tomorrow what…you put on to go to bed.
Mo’s Wisdom: Most of
us miss out on life’s big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars.
Tonys. Emmys. But we are all eligible for life’s small pleasures. A pat
on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An
empty parking space. A crackling fire. A great meal. A glorious
sunset. Hot soup or a cold soda. Enjoy life. It has a lot to offer.
Day 4.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: If you don’t pay your exorcist, you may be repossessed.
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
Laugh and the whole
world laughs with you, cry and….you have to blow your nose.
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“Since my last report,
he has reached bottom and has started to dig.”
Day 5.
Mo’s Sort of Skewed
Wisdom: …With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Mo’s Getting Older
Wisdom: Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft. Today, it is called golf.
One of our Colquitt
County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a
well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their
insight will surprise you!
There are none so
blind as….Stevie Wonder.
Mo has come upon a few
real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations.
“His men would follow
him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” |
