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Mo Hawg - Week 45


Day 1.

Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

   Mo’s Getting Older Wisdom: If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   Children should be seen and not….spanked or grounded.

   Mo has come upon a few real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations. 

   “This employee is really not so much as a has-been, b ut a more of a definite won’t be.”

Day 2.

    Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: Computer network in Australia – LAN down under.

   Bubba sent this one.  He said it really happened in Moultrie.

   “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.

   “Yes, sir,” replied the employee.

   “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on.  “After you left early yesterday to go to  your grandmother’s funeral, she came in to see you.”

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   If at first  you don’t succeed…get new batteries.

   Mo has come upon a few real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations. 

   “Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

Day 3.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: Every calendar’s days are numbered.

   The Sunday school teacher asked, “No, Little Bubba, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?”

   “No, sir,” Little Bubba replied.  “We don’t have to.  My Mom is a good cook!”

   One of our Colquitt County First Grade teachers gave each of her students the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come u p with the remainder of the proverb.  It’s amazing that these were done by first graders as their insight will surprise you!

   You get out of something only what you…see in the picture on the box.

   Mo has come upon a few real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations. 

   “The young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

Day 4.

    Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: A lot of money is tainted – “Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.”

   Little Bubba asked his grandma how old she was.  Grandma answered, “Thirty-nine and holding.”

   Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?”

   Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On turning 90: “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

   Mo has come upon a few real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations. 

   “This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.”

Day 5.

   Mo’s Sort of Skewed Wisdom: A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

   The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”

   The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no.  I was just planning to support your daughter.  The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.” 

   Mo’s Wisdom: Regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow are twin thieves that rob you of today.

      Mo’s Favorite Bob Hope Quote for Today: On turning 100:  “I don’t feel old.  In facat, I don’t feel anything til noon.  Then it’s time for my nap.”

   Mo has come upon a few real quotes from US Federal employee performance evaluations. 

   “She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”


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