Check all the Clans that have DNA Projects. If your Clan is not in the list there's a way for it to be listed. Electric Scotland's Classified Directory An amazing collection of unique holiday cottages, castles and apartments, all over Scotland in truly amazing locations.

Click here to get a Printer Friendly Page

Donna's Poems
Neighbor for Sale, Cheap
by Donna Flood


Have a neighbor for sale, cheap!
Lay your money down, he's yours to keep.
But like the birds and bees, and rabbits,
You must be aware he has his habits.

He will burn trash on a Monday or Sunday
Won't even bother to let the wind lay.
If you can stand the explosion of aerosol can
And,  don't even think of the burn ban.

Oh yes, one other thing you should know.
He's a cop and he does shift work, easy flow.
Keep kids and dogs in while he naps,
Guests, mailman, delivery, please no taps.

So if you don't mind gasping for breath,
While he burns mattress, tires the rest,
It is a heck of deal, "I'm tellin' you,"
The gun he packs keeps away a few.


Return to Donna Flood's Index Page

 


This comment system requires you to be logged in through either a Disqus account or an account you already have with Google, Twitter, Facebook or Yahoo. In the event you don't have an account with any of these companies then you can create an account with Disqus. All comments are moderated so they won't display until the moderator has approved your comment.

comments powered by Disqus

Quantcast