Everyone should have had an
What he didn't do to win us.
Need a trip to a spa
That's where we arrah,
Dresses, shoes, clothes for school?
Yah can't grow up to be a fool
A summer trip to New York City?
My, Oh, My, the Hotel Biltmore was pretty.
Others might have buckled 'neath his tyranny,
But we kids sure didn't fear him any.
Definitely everyone should have an Uncle Dennis,
Surely he knew the kid and how to befriend us.