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Kilty Dinsers


A bittie lyrical noansense tae, 'Smert Eck Rag', (Smart Alec Rag')
Frae Lyrics Dominie Jake
Pictured below on holiday in Copenhagen in 1960




KILTY DINSERS

'SWOOSH' up-ging a' the dinsers' kilts
Fan strang win swirls aroon aboot
Jings a puckle hid'us sichts
Nae ony shadda o' a doot
Fest dinsin steps an' pas-de-bas
Gar kilts i' mair muckle fankles
Fit wis hid'us noo is worse
Shawin' chafts tae ankles

'HOOCHS' are hard a' ow'r the flair
As pairtners spin maist a' ithers
Quines' lang plaids, loons' kilts forbye
Gaen sichts jist kent by thur mithers
Bit nae ootrageous tae be shair
Fer loons wur nae a' nakit skins
Oan hurdies o' ilk singil yin
Wur bairnies' tairtan nepkins

'HOOCH', och aye, sae michty feen
'HOOCH', och aye, upoan yon green
'HOOCH', och aye, the kilt's the thing
Fer dinsin cweel a Heilan Fling
'HOOCH', och aye, sae michty feen
'HOOCH', och aye, upoan yon green
'HOOCH', och aye, the kilt's the thing
Fer dinsin cweel a Heilan Fling

'HOOCH', the noo, a' quines an' loons
'HOOCHIN', dinsin tae graun tunes
Shawin', swatin', wi coordie herts
Fan trews they weert hid cheeky pairts
'HOOCH', the noo, a' quines an' loons
'HOOCHIN', dinsin tae graun tunes
Shawin', swatin', wi coordie herts
Fan trews they weert hid cheeky pairts

'HOOCH', och aye, sae michty feen
'HOOCH', och aye, upoan yon green
'HOOCH', och aye, the kilt's the thing
Fer dinsin cweel a Heilan Fling
'HOOCH', och aye, sae michty feen
'HOOCH', och aye, upoan yon green
'HOOCH', och aye, the kilt's the thing
Fer dinsin cweel a Heilan Fling

'SWOOSH' oan hicht the the dinsers' kilts
Fan birlin', swirlin' roon aboot
Jings a puckle windrous shanks
Nae ony shadda o' a doot
Fest peerie spins an' pas-de-bas
Gart kilts i' mair muckle fankles
Fit wis hid'us syne wis worse
Shawin' chafts tae ankles


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