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John's Memoirs, Poems and Musical Doggerels
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As compositions of poems, as well as lyrics to a variety of music, these creations are both light-hearted and serious in nature. You will notice that the particular kinds of ‘doggerels and ditties’ that I tend to favour are lighter-hearted ones that may encourage a chuckle, are harmless in nature, are never intentionally derisive nor ribald, or are personally nostalgic, and, serious ones that are often topical and intended to suggest pause for thought and reflection.

My continuing efforts along these lines in this section of Electric Scotland are written in a complex mixture of many broad Scots’ dorics and slangs. However, when it seems reasonable to do so, I translate some into the Queen’s English.

So, while you are either reading or singing along with these ‘doggerels and ditties’, I hope that your day may be brightened from their humour, and enlightened by their moral and spiritual conjectures.

The midi music files which accompany so many of my seventy plus lyrical efforts that appear in this section celebrate the creative skills of countless composers of the music of popular songs from about 1900 onwards. The ditties not only attempt to honour the enterprise shown by so many talented modern day sequencers of the thousands of these electronic miracles, but also the magnificence of the outcomes of their workmanship.

 

These wonders are currently freely available from the web-sites of an amazing range of amateur and semi-professional musicians and music-lovers alike. Although the quality of sound content transmitted by these folks can vary from mundane to magical virtuosity, I can honestly say that all of these have added a significant dimension to my life … as one who over sixty-five years has never gained so much pleasure so easily through music and rhyme as from what the world wide web offers me today.


Please Note: Most of these poems have a midi music background to them!


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