View our terms and conditions for use of our web site and our privacy policy. Visit Electric Scotland's Aois Community, our social networking site. Find our contact information and learn more about us. The Home Page of Electric Scotland ES Common Header Bar
This is where you'll find a comprehensive resource on Scottish accommodations. Electric Scotland's Article Service where you can both read articles and post your own. Beth's Newfangled Family Tree is a monthly publication giving genealogy advice as well as what's hapening on the Scottish Scene around the world. This is where you'll find around 300 books on Scottish history that we've published on the site. Our pages where you'll find books and articles about Robert Burns and his work. Gives you some information on the business scene in Scotland. This is where you can view Scottish events around the world and add your own. Learn about the history of Clans and Families of Scotland and the Scots-Irish. The personal site of Alastair McIntyre where he's posted his own mini biography as well as his travel journals. 5 volumes worth of biographies relating to Significant Scots. A weekly newsletter about the political scene in Scotland from the Scots Independent Newspaper. Lots of Scottish recipes along with contributions from our visitors. Play our collection of online games. 6 volume Gazetter on the place names of Scotland. This is our page for trying to give you advice on Genealogy. A FAQ where you go to get answers to frequently asked questions. Information and pictures about Historic places in Scotland such as castles and other properties. Main index page for our very large history section. Children resources including over 800 children's stories and lots of online and offline games. A bit of a catch-all page where you find loads of pages about music, haggis, scots language, culture, religion, humor and lots more. Our nature page where you can explore information on Scottish Wildlife, Plants, Flowers and lots more. Our weekly newsletters archive. Thousands of pictures of Scotland for you to enjoy. Loads of poetry and stories for you to enjoy with many contributions from visitors to our site. Our very own Webcard program which you can use to send online postcard to friends and relatives. Huge resources about the Scots Diaspora around the world and here is where you can find this information. A continually building information resource on the Scots-Irish who emigrated to Ulster and then onto many parts of the world, especially the USA. Create your own family tree with our special software. You can also import and export gedcom files. Our web-based scottish search engine which is a free resource for Scottish companies as well as Scottish organisations around the world. Current Scottish News headlines and links to Scottish news resources. A range of services, both big and small, that we currently offer. Our Tartan pages, giving you access to information on Tartans as well as tartan search engines. Sponsored by House of Tartan. Our travel section where we have loads of suggested tours of Scotland as well as old historic travel books. A wee collection of videos some of which we've produced ourselves. Learn about the last 100 pages we've added to our site which is updated daily.


Click here to get a Printer Friendly Page
 

Send Flowers

Sense O' Eemur


[Sense of Humour]

The lyrics here are based on ideas contained in George Abel's 19th Century poem 'Humour', and were composed by John Henderson on the 30th of November, 2009, to be sung to Rose and Conrad's tune for the song, 'Barney Google'.

Short Musical Introduction ....

Ye shudna think it wrang tae lauch,
Tae see the fun o' things,
Fur mirth it is a med-i-cine
Tae peer fowk an tae kings.
Mony say thit hich abeen the lift
Thit the fires o' eemur play,
An thit Gweed Himsel' raxed doon some coal
Tae cheer oor mortal day.

Lood guffaws fae thunner,
Thit aye gar the rafters dirl,
The waster-win's gyte dyzies,
Fan it's oot upo the birl.
Wee roy't kittlins oan the hearth,
Lamikins aa ow'r the leas,
Doagies oot-playin 'tackie'
Wi wil rubbits roon the trees.

Fae faar micht sich be comin ?
Hivven's aumries' skelfs I thinks.
Gin we wur syne mair glegsome,
We wid see the wirms gien winks!
Sense o' eemur we hiv tee,
Bit nae aye fur aa tae see,
Sae-gif beasts shaw fair-gowpenfus,
Mair nor backets shid shaw we.

Losh it's a needcessity
Mang aa scaums abeen the sods;
We need it as oor hames' lums
Maun aye hiv thur lichtnin-rods.
Ay sae mony freenships wid aa flee awa;
Daily pleesures wid tak sich affa-lik dings,
'Cept fur 'lichts', thit shair fesh
Bittie fun in aa us an things.


********************************************
HUMOUR
by George Abel

Dinna think it wrang to lauch,
To see the fun o' things,
For mirth, it is a medicine
To peer fowk an' to kings.

They say that far abeen the lift
The fires o' humour play,
That God Himsel' raxed doon some quiles
To cheer oor mortal day.

I hear the thunner's lood guffa,
That gars the rafters dirl,
I watch the aul' wind's idelty,
When oot upo' the birl.

The wee roy't kittlins un the hearth,
• The lammies on the lea,
The doggies at their tackie games,
The monkeys on the tree—

Far can the craturs get it a'?
Heaven's aumrie gies 't I think:
War we but gleg I'm sure we'd see
The vera wirmies wink.

But fawvour't man has mair than a'
O' humour in his e'e;
The beasts, they get a gowpenfu' ;
An oxterfu' has he.

He needs it, for there's mony whisks
An' scaums abeen the sod ;
He needs it, as the tourin' lum
Maun hae its lichtnin'-rod.

There's mony freenships wid be smash 't,
An' mony joys tak' wings,
But for the licht by which we see
The fun o' fowk an' things.

So we will gie oor thanks an eke,
For sel's an' for the race,
An' pray that Gweed sen' doon galore
Kind humour's savin' grace.


Return to John's Poetry Page